A man takes his obviously dead dog to the vet. The man says to the
vet, "I think my dog is real sick. Would you please examine him and tell
me what you think?" The vet looks at the dog and says, "I'm very sorry
Mr. Smith but your dog has died." The man implores, "Are you sure
doctor? Is there any tests you can run to be sure?" "Oookay," says the
doctor skeptically. He has his assistant bring in the office house cat.
The cat proceeds to sniff the dog from nose to tail, jumps off the
table and goes into the other room. The doctor says, "Well that confirms
my diagnosis, Mr. Smith, your dog has passed on." Regrettably, the
doctor continues. "And I am really sorry to have to give you the bill for
our services at such a time." The man looks at the bill and in shock
says, "$285? $285 to tell me my dog is dead??" "No," says the doctor,
"That was only $35. The other $250 was for the cat scan.
(Submitted by Mertylfish)
There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat. He
spotted a near-by farm and decided maybe they had a phone. When he got
there he saw a farmer and a pig. The only thing was the pig only had
three legs and a wooden leg where the fourth was missing. "Hey there,
you wouldn't happen to have a phone would you?" the guy said, still
thinking about the pig. "Nope, no phones 'round these parts." The
farmer looked up at the sky just as the man noticed it was getting
darker. "Well, I guess...ya can stay here for 'da night. 'Dat is if you
likes." Thinking about his flat he decided to stay. "I just have one
question, what happened to that pig?" asked the man. "Well,..he been in
a fire not 'dat longs ago. Rescued all 'da childrens too. Yep, 'dat be
one fine pig."said the farmer. "Well, how'd he get like that? Did the
leg get burnt....or what?" asked the man. "Nope, he didn' get hurt."
"Then what happened to his leg?" the man asked getting more & more
impatient. "Well," the farmer said annoyed "everybody knows 'dat you
don't eat a pig like 'dat in one sittin".
Subject: A jOKE 
Thu May 03, 2007 2:27 pm
